My nipple is on Facebook.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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