I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Blood and glitter go together right?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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