using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize