Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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