his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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