She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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