Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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