I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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