you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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