I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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