She announced her abortion via fbk
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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