Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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