Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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