The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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