so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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