please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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