I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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