So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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