dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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