im gay
i know
yea but for you.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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