do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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