Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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