I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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