You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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