You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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