There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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