yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
two words...techno handjob
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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