6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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