maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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