This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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