sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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