i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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