Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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