So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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