ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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