If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
