I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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