Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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