their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
