did you get engaged???
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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