I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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