Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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