using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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