How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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