I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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