ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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