everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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