You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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