Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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