BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
